[CFUD] Unseasonable mistletoe

[boundbydevotion]

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[boundbydevotion]

Are you so interested in making a good impression with me? I doubt you even know what my name is, Mr. Mikk.

[my_pleasure]

You mean it isn't actually Dotface? Color me surprised.

[boundbydevotion]

[shdofhshdf--THINKS VERY HARD ABOUT NOT MOVING AT ALL because he knows if he tries to push Tyki back right now it would only result in something unfortunate]

Of course it isn't!

[my_pleasure]

Perhaps you'd care to enlighten me.

[boundbydevotion]

. . . [THE MOST SUSPICIOUS FACE]

It's Link. Howard Link.

[my_pleasure]

Ahh. Howie it is, then.

[boundbydevotion]

'Howie' it is NOT! I prefer to be addressed as Link!

[my_pleasure]

I think it's a rather endearing nickname, Howie.

[boundbydevotion]

[Fist in the lapel, probably along with a half-conscious tug :(]

I have no need of endearing nicknames from you!!

[my_pleasure]

[ he'll let you do it because it's funny. Well, he's chuckling, anyway. ]

Too bad, the nickname's stuck already. I do like it quite a bit. It suits your...disposition.

[boundbydevotion]

Disposition!? It doesn't suit me at all!

[my_pleasure]

I'm sure it'll grow on you.

[boundbydevotion]

. . .

I shall endeavor not to speak with you often enough for such a thing to occur.

[When did our faces get so close anyway? 8|]

[my_pleasure]

[ you tell me :| ]

If that's your plan, I think you'd have a good start by backing up a little.

[boundbydevotion]

Absolutely not.

[my_pleasure]

...no?

[boundbydevotion]

Much as it pains me, any attempts at movement in this situation tend to be counter-productive.

[RESOLVES NOT TO MOVE. AGAIN.]

[my_pleasure]

Or maybe you like it.

[boundbydevotion]

You are mistaken.

[my_pleasure]

Oh really? [ what would you think if I tried to put my hands on your shoulders? :|a ]

[boundbydevotion]

[Automatically putting hands up to block--man there isn't much space for this--and turning his face away the slightest bit while still keeping an eye on Tyki.]

I am quite certain.

[This is all very difficult when one is fighting not to shift onto one's toes.]

[my_pleasure]

[ just to make things interesting, he'll let you~ ]

Whatever shall we do, then?

[boundbydevotion]

[ . . . Standing here all day would be almost equally horrible as kissing a Noah. INTERNAL DEBATE ]

[my_pleasure]

[ just gonna wait♥ ]

[boundbydevotion]

[REALIZATION: DAMMIT THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME!]

[my_pleasure]

I'm still waiting.

[boundbydevotion]

[sjdfs >8|]

Fine! Let's just be done with it.

[my_pleasure]

As you wish.

[ NO HESITATION. I hope you like a little tongue with your kisses. ]

[boundbydevotion]

[NOT IN PARTICULAR except when putting off mistletoe-kisses backfires, apparently.]

[my_pleasure]

[ at least he's good at it? ]

[boundbydevotion]

[After months of being subjected to mistletoe every day Link is not-terrible himself. WHICH HELPS NOT AT ALL]

[my_pleasure]

[ in that case, why stop? B) ]

[boundbydevotion]

[IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEGUN IN THE FIRST PLACE sudden sharp attempt to shove and draw back at the same time]

[my_pleasure]

[ ...bawww. ]

My, done that a few times before, have you?

[boundbydevotion]

[//////!!!]

[boundbydevotion]

That is no concern of yours!!

[my_pleasure]

Maybe not, but it's good to know.

[boundbydevotion]