IT DEPENDS. I think he'd have to freak out first over the AMOUNT OF GAY happening in his life.

Then he'd probably learn to be a smooth jerk to people like Allen and Scowl who are stressed ALL THE TIME. (There's a problem with Sabra girls because sabra girls can kick his ass.) but yeah, I can see him being a teasing playboy at Allen, since you don't get much closer than someone breaking down at you.

How does Link feel about his position as Team Mom?