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Howard Link ([personal profile] boundbydevotion) wrote2008-12-19 01:24 pm
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[Misc] Serious thoughts

OKAY. It's not a secret that my favorite thing ever about Link is his stupid hair, right? Right...


So in this following post I will be explaining just what makes it SO SPECIAL TO ME. o/



Okay guys. This is Link. I think we can all agree his hair is a little weird. I mean, it's essentially a bowl-cut with a braid stuck on the back.

However, DESPITE HOW WEIRD IT LOOKS UPON FIRST GLANCE, there is a very good reason he has this haircut.

Because... :|b it is for self-defense.

Now, personally I think Link is a very good-looking young man. His features are a little sharp and severe but they're still pretty attractive. But you know, with his personality, these things are probably not good for his survival. So basically, his bangs are designed to distract you from that! They cut off sharply and frame two of his oddest features, which are the dots and his eyebrows. Really, upon first meeting him you aren't thinking "oh, he has nice eyelashes," you're going "what is up with his forehead?"

If his hair is for self defense, though, why didn't he just go for an actual bowl cut? The reason is that a haircut like this would just stand out too much from the back. Normally, if you approach Link from behind there's actually nothing too special going on, just a normal braid, which helps him blend in.

But ultimately the goal is to decrease his attractiveness a little, right? Even if he doesn't blend in, does it matter as long as we're too distracted by his hair to notice? Well, honestly, I think even if he had hair like this or like this, it just doesn't have the same framing effect as the haircut he came with. I mean sure it's shocking at first, but it still wouldn't take as long just accept. You just give up questioning at that point. The haircut Link comes with keeps you busy thinking :|b.

But why not just be normal if his hair is still going to make people stare? Well, check it out.


Would it even occur to you to question his attractiveness if he had normal bangs? Better to be stared at for stupid hair than because someone's thinking naughty thoughts :|b.





...

And those are my serious thoughts on Link.

I also drew him with Cross' hair, Rabi's hair, and Allen's hair.

The End

[identity profile] negi-cure.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...so all this did is make me realize Link is the hottest Order member and I should touch him more.

[identity profile] negi-cure.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The Earl doesn't want to touch dirty humans.

[identity profile] whythebirdsings.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
BUT LOOK AT HIM
allmadeofstars: (laughing along with you)

[personal profile] allmadeofstars 2008-12-19 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD HONEY WHAT. XD

[identity profile] frogdance.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Link with the 'fro. Hands down :|b

[identity profile] rape-o-clock.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
... I laughed.

[identity profile] vulchu.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . Skitty you dork.

[identity profile] vulchu.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
But the hair! It's the hair.

[identity profile] fill-the-blanks.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He did have a buzzcut type thing.

XD

[identity profile] vulchu.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Buzzcuts are so sexy D:

[identity profile] lolmafialol.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
a;lsj;awif;a

wtf i LOVE YOU
nekokoban: (CARAMELLDANSEN /o/)

[personal profile] nekokoban 2008-12-19 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I giggled.

At work, even.

The thought strikes is his design, with slightly modified bangs, is also very similar to Ushiwaka from Okami, which just makes it funnier, for me. :(b

[identity profile] samplemywares.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Link is getting prettier too, as time goes on.

And everything in Okami is pretty, even the ugly things. :(

[identity profile] anoathforgotten.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
GIVE US A BLANK oh wait the short haired one is close enough. It's mullet time!! (http://clipped-wings.com/images/fanart/cfud/mullink.jpg)

Link... is... so hot. I love your drawings. Thing is, if he let his hair down, it wouldn't look so bowl-like! There are plenty of guys with straight-cut bangs and long hair~

[identity profile] anoathforgotten.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Until the mangaka lives through her plague and lets his hair down in canon.

Lets think, those with hair up that eventually was not:
Miranda
Rinali
Hell, even Rabi

[identity profile] anoathforgotten.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Mangaka: [jaws theme]

[identity profile] divinefailure.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
ilu

[identity profile] chibimazoku.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
omgwtf I LOVE YOU. I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS.

[identity profile] vaudevillainy.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
o bb ilusm
healthyinstincts: (I'll bear the cost; shed my skin)

[personal profile] healthyinstincts 2008-12-19 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Everything in this post is magical.
heartmaidofgold: (Default)

[personal profile] heartmaidofgold 2008-12-20 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I THINK I PEED A LITTLE

I LOVE YOU

[identity profile] dieinnafire.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU AHAHAHA

[identity profile] scalesfromeyes.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I love you, Kon. [TOUCHES ALL OVER ♥]

[identity profile] sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
You look awful with my hair.

[identity profile] itemsbeingused.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I LAUGHED SO HARD

[identity profile] fullmetalbean.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
.iiiiii llove you so muchaksl;dfa

[identity profile] ningen-demonai.livejournal.com 2009-11-23 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
omg why have i never seen this before

brb cracking up so hard right now