[CFUD] cast update

[boundbydevotion]

[A young man has carted a wheelbarrow full of paperwork into the Library and carefully sorted it into a number of piles, each according to the person that must fill it out. By far the biggest pile belongs to Allen Walker. Well technically Komui's will be the biggest because he has to verify everyone else' piles, but for now he just has to deal with his own.]


Attention members of the Black Order. If you are currently unaware of who I am, my name is Inspector Howard Link from the Central Administration. I have recently arrived and have brought with me a number of forms that I would request everyone fill out so that we may all be up to date.

Pies and refreshments are in the back office away from the books, but please complete at least one third of your paperwork before you have a break.

[TOUCHING THE PAPERWORK WILL UPDATE YOU TO YOUR PREFERRED POINT IN THE STORY.]


((ooc: DGM CAST!!1 feel free to tag in at any point!))

Comments

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

...punch and pie?

[boundbydevotion]

Water, tea, and milk. There is also pie, yes.

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

I want punch.

Why do we have administration coming here?

*grabbing the top sheet off his stack*

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

...AH! STALKER GUY!

[boundbydevotion]

. . .

My name is not 'Stalker Guy'.

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

Howard Link.

[boundbydevotion]

Yes. I would prefer it if you would use it.

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

My previous question still stands. For what purpose have you arrived?

[boundbydevotion]

My current assignment is to keep an eye on Allen Walker. There are more details in the reports.

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

...so these do have actual information in them?

[boundbydevotion]

Of course.

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

*sits and starts working*

So you've just come to do your usual surveillance of Allen Walker. I can assure you that asides from some moments of vast stupidity, he has been well, safe, and stable.

[boundbydevotion]

While your assurance is appreciated, I cannot take your word for it.

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

With all due respect.

I'm a Bookman.

[boundbydevotion]

You are an apprentice Bookman. I will need to check everyone's accounts of their stay at camp against each other to verify.

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

Is that so, spotty?

[boundbydevotion]

[Twitch.]

Yes.

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

In that case I'll just write lies then.

[boundbydevotion]

Please refrain. Casting doubt on the validity of your account may be detrimental to Walker's position as an exorcist.

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

What are you even going to do about it from here? You can hardly strip him of rank!

And there are bigger things to worry about here.

For starters--give that girl a pie. Now.

[boundbydevotion]

While it may have no effect here it will still relevant when we return.

Why? How does she know Walker?

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

...just give her my pie.

[boundbydevotion]

[WILL GIVE HER THE PIE, but casting you inquiring looks.]

[sillyrabitricks.livejournal.com]

*grumbles and works on his papers*

[boundbydevotion]

You have been divested of your pie. Are you planning to explain?